~ FACT 3 >>> Malaysia Cup 2010 ~

malam tadi setelah penat mendaki BROGA di siang hari gua pon menyantaikan diri di rumahku syurgaku sambil menonton FINAL PIALA MALAYSIA sambil dicemari bunyi2 sumbang dari konsert mini jakarta kt kejiranan rumah gua ni..siap ada stage "habaq hang"!..dh mcm inul gua tgk..

*sempat la klua jap usha2 karat kt situ..haha!.

long story short finally KELANTAN manage to win malaysia cup for the "FIRST" time in their football history!

tahniah gua ucapkan rakan2 KELATE gua kt UiTM dulu n tidak lupa kepada paksu gua..
*confirm gua kena bahan ng org tua tu nanti..ADE?..haha

CONGRATS!!!!

   p/s : no offense but RED GIANT manage to "RANGKUL" malaysia cup for 29 TIMES...haha! support   local football..

~ RANT 1>> Office Parasit ~

gua nak rant! rant!

today is not a good a day in office., so untuk menyimpulkan semua keadaan gua nk LIST DOWN parasit2 yg boleh buat gua rasa nk bagi KAME HAME HA je kt dlm office ni..

1. umat HANDICAP
ni kira masalah besar jugak la..gua x kesah tlg org..but depends on situation la encik2 sekalian. ni time gua discuss dgn sales coordinator, time gua tga buat quotation, time gua tga reply email client, time2 2 la klua ayat2 yg jengkel di dengar cnthnya
 
       " hafiz, where's the stapler bullet?.."
      -cari la! igt gua jaga stationary KE?-

      " hafiz, help me to lift this thing first.." 
     - sabar la! -

      " hafiz, why you look so busy 2day.?." 
         - cilaka, igt gua x reti buat keje ke! -

      " hafiz, could you please calculate the weight for me?.." 
     - ari tu gua nk ajar belagak pandai!, tpi gua tlg kira gak lepas tu -

DEM U!

2. umat KEDEKUT PAHET

kalo kedekut buah buahan beliau yg beliau beli dkt MYDIN bwh office ni gua xda la kesah sgt..duit dia kan.ni KEDEK ilmu...WTF is that?..lu bg ilmu kt org , lu dpt pahala kot brader..come on..ustat lu kt tadika dulu x penah bgtau ke bnda ni?...ayt yg gua sebal kalo dga

 " saya dulu blaja susah pasal bnda ni " 
- wth!..kalo mcm tu lu pon sama gak la mcm org yg lama tu!

EAT SHIT!

3. umat BETUL SEPANJANG ZAMAN

ni kira species yg x reti nk mengaku kesalahan beliau walaupun sebesar kuman. gua buat btol pon lu ckp salah, gua buat salah lagi la kena TIAU!...antara term2 yg akan klua "in order" untuk beliau "cover line" yg dah ala2 panas

" actually r, this things is not like this and u can do like this MEH.."

-cover tahap HAPAK! -

" kalo saya , saya akan guna cara lain.."

- POKEMON!...cikgu lu kat skolah dulu  pernah halang ke cara nk dpt kan nilai pnjg segitiga sama ada guna sudut atau theorem pitagoras..jalan kira lu tulis la .janji ada jawapan dpt markah kot.!-

" kalo zaman sy blaja dulu lain cara dia "

- ni lagi la gua rasa nk sungkit je kayu snooker kt lubg hidung beliau. kalo cmtu lu kira la pakai SEMPUA la brader, zaman lu xda calculator kn?..kalo ada pon calculator apek jual sayur tu.don't u ever use that Fucking calculator if u still stuck up with the beattles year! haha!

                                                             tampal kat dahi 24/7!

4. umat LATER .
gua pon maen FB gak dlm office. tapi xda la mcm lu.agak2 la woi.bila gua issue bnda sket lmbt je dpt feedback.last2 gua gak kena wat sendiri.hampas! apa slhnya lu setel kan dulu bnda tu..lepas tu lu lyn la maen
FARMVILLE tu smpi lebam..WHAT A LAME SUCKER.

"Ok2, later i will do aaa.."
-tutup farmville ko!-

                                            kura2 pon pandai maen skate board zaman skang

5. umat COMPLAIN
ni kira jenis spesis yg jenis meng"COMPLAIN" je keje beliau.itu x kena , ini x kena..lu mmg nk KENA SEPAK!. go to yr desk and do yr work,stop complaining MTF!

"my ex-company aaaa, very convinience ooo.."
- g la balik company lama ko SIPUT! -

                                                                    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s - satu hari suntuk dga MUSE sebab bengang...=(..gua nak mogok sampai lu melutut depan gua!

~ U ~

i wish i could meet u earlier..U..yes U!...

*tersengih sambil hidung berdarah

penat + lenguh2 + lapar = monolog dalaman tentang wanita idaman

p/s= kena "conjuctivitis" plak..hadoiii

~CRAZINESS 1>>10.10.10~

best sgt ke 10.10.10 ni..?..gua rasa biasa je..xda apa2 yg boleh buat gua teruja sampai rasa nk gelak guling2..tapi gua nk cite pasal trip gua n rakan2  gua g PD last sunday..sebab on that day 10.10.10..haha!

10.10.10 adalah hari jadi kwn gua si GBP.so kena la celeb kasi dia tesengih2 cam kerang busuk..haha!

antara tentatif program kembara ke PD

1. ni gua nk highlight sket.. pg2 gua kena g umah MAT JIWANG sambil kejutkan dia.haram jadah musibat punya mengada sial MAT JIWANG. rasa nk rembat muka dia ng lutut gua.hahah!!!!!!!!
2. FTC kena bawak keta workshop.so x leh la ber"IMPAK MAKSIMA" dgn kereta turbo beliau..

PENZOIL sponsor ..ade?

3. sesudah sampai gua n rakan2 pon memulakan operasi memasang tempat berteduh dan BBQ.

                                                                              
                                                                              =p

4. cam whoring lah.biasa la trend zaman sekarang. anak2 muda suka beli kamera berteknologi tggi @ DSLR.......haha! gua jugak kena jadi model.

 jejaka skema bergambar.lu org decide la yg mana satu..haha!

                                           sila ke LONDON WEIGHT MANAGEMENT

5.yang lain tu biasa la.makan sampai muntah, mandi air laut yg x brapa nak jernih..posing sana sini mcm org x penah tgk camera...
6. gedebuk gedebak gua sampai umah dlm kol 10.30..esok masuk office mata berat plus badan kepedihan akibat pemanasan global.



p/s - SELANGOR seri plak ng KELANTAN..hadoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

~ FACT 2>>jangan makan udang ni ~

Just for your information. This dish was originally sold in China and apparently has been introduced into this country by some cooks! Or is it "crooks"?

Bcc despatch to all members of the E-mailing Group: another useful health tip on: “ PELANGI DAMANSARA: BEWARE, SEAFOOD LOVERS “ for your information.

                                        

Seafood Lover pls be careful.These creatures are actually NOT Lobsters.
Please be alert of this food item...
It may infect your lung.

Do not eat these mini lobsters.

These mini crustaceans are literally the garbage cleaners in the sewage treatment plants .

The 'dirtier' the water, the fatter these mini lobsters become.

Their lungs are full of worms and their flesh saturated with poisonous metals.

Unscrupulous merchants somehow found a way to get these marketed to eateries.

Do not order this dish.
Pass this on to those friends who may want to try these mini 'lobsters'.

 Let us all be careful!

p/s- selamat gua layan "siakap tiga rasa" je..
       hansap lu !!!!

Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are [Official Video]

~just the way you are~

eventhough i'm look like a heartless person,  i'm not asking much but for once please appreciate me a little bit..haha! emo plak.



p/s- "senak" perut mkn kt BIG PLATE..haish.

~ FACT 1>>sebab musabab ~

ni kira sequel dari entri gua yg pertama la.ADE?
antara sebab2 gua rasa nak berjinak-jinak dengan blog
1. teruja tgk org punya blog (alasan cliche)
2. bosan dduk dekat sentosa ni. yg jual burger pon "kicap" wth?
3. carier life dh x sama mcm student life.bosan.masa kt uitm ada je bnda nk buat.
4. tv gua rosak.siaran bertukar2 secara automatic..first time jd tu scary sial..da la tga sorg2 masa tu..haha!(ni kira alasan sementara la)
5. saja nk test writing skill gua blik..hahah!!..*kt sekolah karangan selalu mantap.

"sentosa"- sebuah kawasan kediaman daerah klang yg berdekatan bukit kemuning.mmg sux..jln berlubang mcm ada sekawan  dinasour bermastautin kt situ.sampah sarap bertaburan.anjing liar besepah..nk nmpk seketul kedai melayu pon susah..damn..bapak hina la tmpt tu.

p/s- liverpool kalah lagi mlm tadi..SENGAL.baek gua support TNB kelantan jela kalau mcm ni.