~rantalltheway~: ~ RANT 1>> Office Parasit ~

gua nak rant! rant!

today is not a good a day in office., so untuk menyimpulkan semua keadaan gua nk LIST DOWN parasit2 yg boleh buat gua rasa nk bagi KAME HAME HA je kt dlm office ni..

1. umat HANDICAP
ni kira masalah besar jugak la..gua x kesah tlg org..but depends on situation la encik2 sekalian. ni time gua discuss dgn sales coordinator, time gua tga buat quotation, time gua tga reply email client, time2 2 la klua ayat2 yg jengkel di dengar cnthnya

       " hafiz, where's the stapler bullet?.."
      -cari la! igt gua jaga stationary KE?-

      " hafiz, help me to lift this thing first.."
    - sabar la! -

    " hafiz, why you look so busy 2day.?."
       - cilaka, igt gua x reti buat keje ke! -

    " hafiz, could you please calculate the weight for me?.."
- ari tu gua nk ajar belagak pandai!, tpi gua tlg kira gak lepas tu -

DEM U!

2. umat KEDEKUT PAHET

kalo kedekut buah buahan beliau yg beliau beli dkt MYDIN bwh office ni gua xda la kesah sgt..duit dia kan.ni KEDEK ilmu...WTF is that?..lu bg ilmu kt org , lu dpt pahala kot brader..come on..ustat lu kt tadika dulu x penah bgtau ke bnda ni?...ayt yg gua sebal kalo dga

" saya dulu blaja susah pasal bnda ni "
- wth!..kalo mcm tu lu pon sama gak la mcm org yg lama tu!

EAT SHIT!

3. umat BETUL SEPANJANG ZAMAN

ni kira species yg x reti nk mengaku kesalahan beliau walaupun sebesar kuman. gua buat btol pon lu ckp salah, gua buat salah lagi la kena TIAU!...antara term2 yg akan klua "in order" untuk beliau "cover line" yg dah ala2 panas

" actually r, this things is not like this and u can do like this MEH.."

-cover tahap HAPAK! -

" kalo saya , saya akan guna cara lain.."

- POKEMON!...cikgu lu kat skolah dulu pernah halang ke cara nk dpt kan nilai pnjg segitiga sama ada guna sudut atau theorem pitagoras..jalan kira lu tulis la .janji ada jawapan dpt markah kot.!-

" kalo zaman sy blaja dulu lain cara dia "

- ni lagi la gua rasa nk sungkit je kayu snooker kt lubg hidung beliau. kalo cmtu lu kira la pakai SEMPUA la brader, zaman lu xda calculator kn?..kalo ada pon calculator apek jual sayur tu.don't u ever use that Fucking calculator if u still stuck up with the beattles year! haha!

tampal kat dahi 24/7!

4. umat LATER .
gua pon maen FB gak dlm office. tapi xda la mcm lu.agak2 la woi.bila gua issue bnda sket lmbt je dpt feedback.last2 gua gak kena wat sendiri.hampas! apa slhnya lu setel kan dulu bnda tu..lepas tu lu lyn la maen
FARMVILLE tu smpi lebam..WHAT A LAME SUCKER.

"Ok2, later i will do aaa.."
-tutup farmville ko!-

kura2 pon pandai maen skate board zaman skang

5. umat COMPLAIN
ni kira jenis spesis yg jenis meng"COMPLAIN" je keje beliau.itu x kena , ini x kena..lu mmg nk KENA SEPAK!. go to yr desk and do yr work,stop complaining MTF!

"my ex-company aaaa, very convinience ooo.."
- g la balik company lama ko SIPUT! -